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nah man poo everywhere. Fuckin errywhere. 3 are dead someone call an ambulance

looks like someone had chipotle for lunch

could you do fall out boy songs for the signs?


This was moderately fun to do!

  • Aries- The Phoenix
  • Taurus- Grand Theft Autumn
  • Gemini- Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying
  • Cancer- A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More “Touch Me”
  • Leo- “The Take Over, The Breaks Over”
  • Virgo- Sugar, We’re Goin Down
  • Libra- America’s Suitehearts
  • Scorpio- Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today
  • Sagittarius- Thnks fr th Mmrs
  • Capricorn- Fame < Infamy
  • Aquarius- Dance, Dance
  • Pisces- 20 Dollar Nose Bleed



sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing


it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser


like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??


destroy the idea that big noses are not good noses

Rate this kink: when they horn horn but they go poop poop

where are they going poop poop

cause if it on me then thats a zero

do not poop poop on me

this aint 2 girls 1 cup stuff

water-sports :P



laughs i just saw my ex’s face on my dash now im upset


give me a fetish or kink or something ill rate it out of ten

cant fall asleep because i saw jeff the killer again today and whenever i close my eyes i see the fucking picture


How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know